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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, He doesn't push himself up, He pushes the World down.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.


The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.


Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.


If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.*

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"


Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris CAN Believe it's not butter.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

*forever.

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DTWX Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
:iconnorrisplz: -No one can beat me!!!!
:iconbruceleeplz: -And i am No One!!!!
:iconnorrisplz: -HOLYSHIT!!!!
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FIGHT!
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ClassicsAreDEAD Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Time to stop this madness.

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thetuliplover Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Photographer
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KyuubiCat1 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories













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Pingurules Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Visit this link if you want to kill Chuck Norris! There are 128 different possibilities, try them all!
tinyurl.com/KillChuckNorris
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Pingurules Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Past: :iconbruceleeplz:VS:iconnorrisplz:
:iconbruceleeplz: WINS

:iconnorrisplz::iconsaysplz:I'll make a meme to show him who's cool!

Present: :iconohgodwhymemeplz:
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FossilAge Featured By Owner May 8, 2014  Student Digital Artist
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

















Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.















No attachment on this one.


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Stories

















I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!





I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!









My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

















Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
















However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!

Go for it!!!
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STOP!!!
Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!

If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.

Message: This is scary!

The phone will ring right after
You do this!
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dragonwolf1775 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Chuck norris has a bear skin rug, its not dead its too scared to move
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pineapplecatsaur Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Student Artist
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