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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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When Chuck Norris does push ups, He doesn't push himself up, He pushes the World down.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.*

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Chuck Norris CAN Believe it's not butter.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.


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zirukurt01 Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2015  Student General Artist
HitlerKiller66 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
You're goddamn overrated. :P
Bruce Lee foreva.
DTWX Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014
:iconnorrisplz: -No one can beat me!!!!
:iconbruceleeplz: -And i am No One!!!!
:iconnorrisplz: -HOLYSHIT!!!!
xandermartin98 Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2015  Student General Artist
AdolfWolfed4Life Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Time to stop this madness.

thetuliplover Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Photographer
KyuubiCat1 Featured By Owner May 28, 2014
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.

Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your

No attachment on this one.



Pingurules Featured By Owner May 21, 2014
Visit this link if you want to kill Chuck Norris! There are 128 different possibilities, try them all!
Matamata9001 Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2015
^Rickroll alert!
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